Good stuff

So I had this hysterical patient for half the week (ok so that's half my service) but this particular one. She splits like crazy I mean it was textbook perfect. But as we leave her room on day of discharge she tells us we're the Motel 6 of the hospital world but they got such great care. Gotta love a backhanded compliment. In other news I'm denying a kid a pass b/c she is trying very hard to get pregnant (like ovulation kit bedside) so she and her boyfriend are sneaking out the hospital to the lake to get busy. More fun at the childrens' hospital